Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,
“You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.”
“You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.”
The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.
They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The American diplomats reply, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”