Rochdale Cowboys
(Apologies to Mike Harding)
It’s not hard being a cowboy in Rochdale,
Despite what a song once suggested. Just
Look at those canvassing for the trust
Of voters, with policies bound to fail.
Labour have disowned their own candidate
For claiming the murderous Hamas attack
Israel green-lighted, so it could strike back,
Condemning Gaza to its dreadful state.
There’s an exMP who’s making a play
As representative of Old Labour,
Standing against the ‘woke’ present Labour
On behalf of UKIP, Reform UK.
With the Green off colour, the choice is sparse,
Voters might consider ending this farce.
D.A.